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Originally Posted by chupchaikia
“I’m pretending to be a 22-year old virgin but in actual fact, I’ve lost my virginity to a call girl that I paid for with a bag of coins.”
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When Ah Boy was in primary school, he was chosen to be a prefect. He thought he was given this position because he was smart. But he was actually given this position because his mother was a teacher and his mother's colleagues felt sorry for him.
Ah Boy thought he was "doing his duty" as a prefect but he was just a
sah kah (three leg) and loved to
bao toh (tell on) his peers. He will always tell people what to do and what not to do, as if he knew better. So naturally he had few (if any) friends. This could also explain why he always go to online forums,
pretending to be a 22-year old virgin.
Once, he saw Mr Lee, the discipline master, telling a bunch of children not to run during recess.
Mr Lee (to the boys rushing to buy their food): Don't run, don't run! The fried chicken wings won't fly away. Tuck Shop Aunty waiting for you to order her chicken wings. There's no need to run.
Taking the cue from Mr Lee, Ah Boy decided he should also catch boys who were running. But, he was smart; he wanted to let the whole school, especially that girl in P3 to see what a great prefect he was. So made sure he carried out this duty on Sports Day.
On Sports Day, during the P1 Boys Finals, as the younger boys left the starting line, he rushed to the middle of the tracks and shouted.
Ah Boy: Don't run, don't run! The chicken won't fly away.
Fuck Shop Aunty waiting for you! Call her chicken!
Ah Boy put his right hand out and imagined he was Iron Man and glared at the boys running towards him. "I am such a hero," he thought to himself, "surely Mr Lee will take note of what I have done and compliment me in front of all the other prefects."
Ah Boy is very smart, don't you all agree?