Zhun boh??? Sure you wore CD during the heat of passion?? Not just lift up her dress and doggy her on the spot?? BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Old uncle me once inside the room will take out my Durex CD le. 🌚🌚
Once she enters the room action starts liao very distracting no time to search for CD 😝😝
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NY? Why not? It's been ages since I was there. So are we having a spa rotation sexercise across JB? Lol Sore and dry mouth? That's why you always bring your cup of water into the room isn't it? Then again, THX powered aural stimulation is always more fun. That sextified 春风满面 look on her face when she reappears in the canteen says it all. Lol!
Oh ya, I almost forgot that 泰国老师 doesn't have the habit of wearing panties. But I counted the number of of CDs stored in his pouch before and after the bonk, so I can reasonably conclude that he must have exercised wisdom despite the tempting access into the dark side. Lol!
Spa rotation sexercise sounds good! 👍👍
Long time we also never go NZ too. 😁😁
Suka has migrated there and still looking hot 😍😍
泰国老师 started wearing panties le 😆😆
But other that nothing much has changed 😉😉
Her face 春风满面 while my face shagged like fuck. 😮💨😮💨
Coolie me don't wanna waste money on any PEP or PrEP so better stick to economic CDs and stay away from the dark side 😌😌
__________________ Mind & Body in SG, Heart & Soul in JB!
Hint: The "policewoman". Again highly recommended by his buddy say until got tiger got dragon but in the end still flipped. Bwahahahaha. Do you really think going to Glory will change his luck? I highly doubt so, but I did gave him a few numbers to try next time.
Ohhhh her ah? Maybe she handcuffed him and performed BDSM until his kkj flipped? HAHAHAHAHA I hope Glory girls will perhaps change his luck. So what numbers did you give him to try?
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Spa rotation sexercise sounds good! 👍👍
Long time we also never go NZ too. 😁😁
Suka has migrated there and still looking hot 😍😍
泰国老师 started wearing panties le 😆😆
But other that nothing much has changed 😉😉
Her face 春风满面 while my face shagged like fuck. 😮💨😮💨
Coolie me don't wanna waste money on any PEP or PrEP so better stick to economic CDs and stay away from the dark side 😌😌
Wahh surprised that 泰国老师 started wearing panties liao... so no more direct access but just one extra step more to pull her panties down then doggy her still not too bad lah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I missed speaking French with Suka! Let's goooooo!
Old uncle me once inside the room will take out my Durex CD le. 🌚🌚
Once she enters the room action starts liao very distracting no time to search for CD 😝😝
Spa rotation sexercise sounds good! 👍👍
Long time we also never go NZ too. 😁😁
Suka has migrated there and still looking hot 😍😍
泰国老师 started wearing panties le 😆😆
But other that nothing much has changed 😉😉
Her face 春风满面 while my face shagged like fuck. 😮💨😮💨
Coolie me don't wanna waste money on any PEP or PrEP so better stick to economic CDs and stay away from the dark side 😌😌
Alright Datuk, anything you say. The idiotic Trump trade war is still ongoing so I might not be able to join you guys as often as before, sad. Surprised that Suka didn't last long in NY after she left HV. Perhaps NZ offered her a better deal? Lol
泰国老师 started wearing panties in HV? That's a new thing to me. Lol Oh, and I overheard what she whispered into your ear during the KC show with her 春风满面 face. Congrats! Lol!
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Ohhhh her ah? Maybe she handcuffed him and performed BDSM until his kkj flipped? HAHAHAHAHA I hope Glory girls will perhaps change his luck. So what numbers did you give him to try?
Wahh surprised that 泰国老师 started wearing panties liao... so no more direct access but just one extra step more to pull her panties down then doggy her still not too bad lah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I missed speaking French with Suka! Let's goooooo!
If Mr Army Boy can meet someone like Ellen I'm sure flipping cars could be history for him. Let's hope that one of the numbers that Mr Trainer gave him will fit that bill. Lol I'm surprised too. But probably no need so 麻烦 to pull the whole panties down, just pull the crotch panel aside and insert will do. Lol!
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how is glory spa ah? i lost the tele chat. next time need go and ask again
By and large still the same as before the raid. They have a new TG group now which you can ask the captain to add you in the next time you are there. Enjoy!
You sure you gave Mr Army Boy the right numbers to try in Glory? Wait later flip car he will blame you instead of his buddy. Lol You'd be surprised how ang pai Porsh is esp among SG old uncles (ahem!), Martin ever told me that there is one disabled uncle who visits her regularly on a wheelchair! I wonder what creative positions can they do with a wheelchair? Lol! Oh ya, I almost forgot that 泰国老师 doesn't have the habit of wearing panties. But I counted the number of of CDs stored in his pouch before and after the bonk, so I can reasonably conclude that he must have exercised wisdom despite the tempting access into the dark side. Lol!
When I gave him the numbers, I added my usual disclaimer. So if he flipped again not my problem. Hahahaha Hmm, if he needs to arrive on a wheelchair, he should be paralysed from the waist down isn't it? Means likely his kkj can't even marikita liao, so can do what creative positions? The most only can engage in some rubba rubba action or KC session. Bwahahahaha. Wah, you went to count the CDs in his pouch? I thought you were just curious what brand of CDs he's using.
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Old uncle me once inside the room will take out my Durex CD le. 🌚🌚
Once she enters the room action starts liao very distracting no time to search for CD 😝😝
If too distracted then don't bother to search lor... Just go with the flow and let nature takes its course bah. BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ohhhh her ah? Maybe she handcuffed him and performed BDSM until his kkj flipped? HAHAHAHAHA I hope Glory girls will perhaps change his luck. So what numbers did you give him to try?
Mr Army Boy didn't elaborate how he flipped car with Ms Policewoman but I guess she must have been too sexually aggressive and emasculated his manhood HAHAHAHAHA. For Glory, I gave him a 4XX, a 2XXX and a 4XXX number to try his luck. I bluffed him said that you have tried them before too and gave the thumbs up. BWahahahaha
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Alright Datuk, anything you say. The idiotic Trump trade war is still ongoing so I might not be able to join you guys as often as before, sad. Surprised that Suka didn't last long in NY after she left HV. Perhaps NZ offered her a better deal? Lol
泰国老师 started wearing panties in HV? That's a new thing to me. Lol Oh, and I overheard what she whispered into your ear during the KC show with her 春风满面 face. Congrats! Lol!
If Mr Army Boy can meet someone like Ellen I'm sure flipping cars could be history for him. Let's hope that one of the numbers that Mr Trainer gave him will fit that bill. Lol I'm surprised too. But probably no need so 麻烦 to pull the whole panties down, just pull the crotch panel aside and insert will do. Lol!
Wah wah! What did she whisper? "Pee Tarma, I am pregnant with your kid"?? CONGRATS, Datuk!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA For Mr Army Boy, I think he needs to quit his heavy smoking habit too. Too much nicotine and other harmful chemicals will eventually make his ED more severe, no matter how many ED pills he pop.
hi guys, its been a while since i go jb for spa. I had a quick scan across the channel and seems like some big raid happen and some of the spa went down.
i went to la spa back like last year but it seems this is wind up already.
any spa to recommend in jb? right now it seems there is only nz, vip, hv, glory, ny.
Wah wah! What did she whisper? "Pee Tarma, I am pregnant with your kid"?? CONGRATS, Datuk!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA For Mr Army Boy, I think he needs to quit his heavy smoking habit too. Too much nicotine and other harmful chemicals will eventually make his ED more severe, no matter how many ED pills he pop.
WAHAHAHAHAHA! Next year we can celebrate happy Father's Day for Datuk! Tarma junior will have 4 spa loving godfathers to dote on him/her. 真幸福!
Newbie here, and would like to ask laojiaos here about JB spa SOP. Would like to try, but dun wanna look like idiot on 1st visit. Read previous post that VIP good for newbies.
What do you do once enter spa? Pay per entry de? Once enter usually do what? Canteen means free food? How to see / book girls? Great appreciate if anyone can help do a brief rundown of a spa visit.
Very sorry for the noob questions. Thanks in advance!
Guys, so I guess Glory Spa fully recovered liao like the US stock market following their "liberation day" in early May? Time to visit again?
Just went there today. Was my first time at Glory SPA, well managed and the facility are very good. Girls are also good, quite some selection. Overall good experience... Plus of Glory is the Parade, however would be much better if the girls would have been nude ;-)
泰国老师 started wearing panties in HV? That's a new thing to me. Lol Oh, and I overheard what she whispered into your ear during the KC show with her 春风满面 face. Congrats! Lol!
Huh?? What did she say exactly? 🤔🤔 Old uncle me forgot liao. 🤪🤪
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Wah wah! What did she whisper? "Pee Tarma, I am pregnant with your kid"?? CONGRATS, Datuk!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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WAHAHAHAHAHA! Next year we can celebrate happy Father's Day for Datuk! Tarma junior will have 4 spa loving godfathers to dote on him/her. 真幸福!
Walao eh!! You guys' imagination running wild 🌚🌚
不可能, 绝对不可能! 🙄🙄
Old uncle me not into the dark side 😇😇
Like my 师傅 always says, "警察先生,我是无辜的!" 😧😧
__________________ Mind & Body in SG, Heart & Soul in JB!
When I gave him the numbers, I added my usual disclaimer. So if he flipped again not my problem. Hahahaha Hmm, if he needs to arrive on a wheelchair, he should be paralysed from the waist down isn't it? Means likely his kkj can't even marikita liao, so can do what creative positions? The most only can engage in some rubba rubba action or KC session. Bwahahahaha. Wah, you went to count the CDs in his pouch? I thought you were just curious what brand of CDs he's using.
For all you know, this customer's kkj could be still miraculously working. So Posh can still give him a bbbj on his wheelchair. Lol I was curious what brand of CD he used, and counted the number at the same time to check if he has gone into the dark side. Lol!
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hi guys, its been a while since i go jb for spa. I had a quick scan across the channel and seems like some big raid happen and some of the spa went down.
i went to la spa back like last year but it seems this is wind up already.
any spa to recommend in jb? right now it seems there is only nz, vip, hv, glory, ny.
any recommendation?
Yup, LA has closed permanently and the premises is now taken over by Anytime Fitness. No sexercise there but can still exercise. Lol
If you have been away from the JB spa scene for quite some time, might as well start with VIP or Glory. Enjoy!
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Newbie here, and would like to ask laojiaos here about JB spa SOP. Would like to try, but dun wanna look like idiot on 1st visit. Read previous post that VIP good for newbies.
What do you do once enter spa? Pay per entry de? Once enter usually do what? Canteen means free food? How to see / book girls? Great appreciate if anyone can help do a brief rundown of a spa visit.
Very sorry for the noob questions. Thanks in advance!
Once you entered VIP spa...
Step 1: Get a locker key from the counter staff
Step 2: Proceed to the locker room to put your belongings and get changed into the spa attire
Step 3: Use the spa facilities (Sauna, hot pool etc)
Step 4: Shower and go to the canteen for food and beverage
Step 5: Choose your girl at the viewing area when you are ready to bonk
Step 6: Tell the captain which girl you want
Step 7: Follow the girl to the room
Step 8: Enjoy your bonk
Step 9: Continue to use the facilities, makan in the canteen or relax in the movie room (if you have time to kill)
Step 10: Change back to civilian attire, pay up at counter and fuck off. Lol
And yes, cost of food and beverage in the canteen are included in the package price you pay at the counter. Enjoy!
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Huh?? What did she say exactly? 🤔🤔 Old uncle me forgot liao. 🤪🤪
"Chan Rak Khun!" 你是真忘记还是假装忘记?? Bloody hell. She has officially acknowledged you as her tirak now, not just a sexercise buddy. Lol!
Step 1: Get a locker key from the counter staff
Step 2: Proceed to the locker room to put your belongings and get changed into the spa attire
Step 3: Use the spa facilities (Sauna, hot pool etc)
Step 4: Shower and go to the canteen for food and beverage
Step 5: Choose your girl at the viewing area when you are ready to bonk
Step 6: Tell the captain which girl you want
Step 7: Follow the girl to the room
Step 8: Enjoy your bonk
Step 9: Continue to use the facilities, makan in the canteen or relax in the movie room (if you have time to kill)
Step 10: Change back to civilian attire, pay up at counter and fuck off. Lol
And yes, cost of food and beverage in the canteen are included in the package price you pay at the counter. Enjoy!
Thanks for the kind breakdown! Very helpful for newbie me! Ups you!
WAHAHAHAHAHA! Next year we can celebrate happy Father's Day for Datuk! Tarma junior will have 4 spa loving godfathers to dote on him/her. 真幸福!
Every year we can also celebrate the child's birthday in CM. If it's a boy, I'll buy him a Lego toy. If it's a girl I'll buy her a Labubu toy.
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Walao eh!! You guys' imagination running wild 🌚🌚
不可能, 绝对不可能! 🙄🙄
Old uncle me not into the dark side 😇😇
Like my 师傅 always says, "警察先生,我是无辜的!" 😧😧
Aiya... creating another human life is not going to the dark side mah! With our dismal national fertility rate of just 0.97, you are doing our country a big favour. Gahmen will be so proud of you. Bwahahahaha
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For all you know, this customer's kkj could be still miraculously working. So Posh can still give him a bbbj on his wheelchair. Lol I was curious what brand of CD he used, and counted the number at the same time to check if he has gone into the dark side. Lol!
"Chan Rak Khun!" 你是真忘记还是假装忘记?? Bloody hell. She has officially acknowledged you as her tirak now, not just a sexercise buddy. Lol!
It would truly be a miracle if a wheelchair-bounded customer's kkj can still stand. Or Posh's skills must be really solid! Maybe I should ask Mr Army Boy to try Posh... who knows? She might be able to solve his ED problems. BWAHAHAHAHA
Wah! So sweet... And she whispered just loud enough for some of us to hear. So she was dropping us hints of their tirakship status? Bwahahahah! At the rate that this is going, I'd be surprised if she doesn't want to bear her pee Tarma a 私生子.